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You try it again, I chop it off.

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DT, can't move on.

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I said, what's that got to do with
boxing?

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And he says, I'm not being funny, son,
but some of the best boxers are black.

5
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So I says, mine started off white, but
my mum put them in the wash with the

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shoe covers.

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Oi!

8
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That was funny!

9
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Oi!

10
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Do you have to do that?

11
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Wait till she's finished her breakfast.

12
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Right.

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Why is this down here?

14
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It's going in the skip.

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New house, new kitchen. That rabbit hut
is not coming in here.

16
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I might sand it down and use it in the
garage.

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What's my dad build this?

18
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They must have been as blind as each
other.

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He's got a dream, hasn't he?

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No, that was his third girl.

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OK, love.

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I'm off.

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See you tonight.

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Hey, sis!

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Over here!

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Don't you call him in that. I don't want
to save her.

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You know your apple's fried?

28
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It's Frieda's, Oliver.

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Yeah. I'm not saying.

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I'm not allowed to say.

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Come on, what's it all up?

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Hang on, Steve. I've got my necklace
caught on Katie's shirt.

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Do we know her?

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Katie, will you shift your ass?

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This machine did no work down here.

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Sorry to interrupt this broadcast, but
we have a special request.

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This one's for Katie.

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Do wait for it.

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to you, Jakey. Give him a milkshake,
Peggy. We need to get him up to eight

40
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stone. Hey, give him a break. You'll
have him in tears.

41
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Look what you're taking a piss for. When
you popped your cherry, she didn't know

42
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you'd put it in. Oh, yeah. She came back
for more fun. She probably came back to

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make sure you got one.

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And listen to him.

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Viagra falls.

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His dick's the only thing that's ever
gone down on him. Hey, that's a bit

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the bell, that, Kev.

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Pick on him.

49
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I can't. He's naming the team for
Saturday.

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for kicking, not for scratching, eh, Mr
Macintosh?

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Oh, and you can talk.

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Wait, the pubes. Oh, for God's sake,
shut up.

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Well, it's in a conversation they've
got. It's for yourself, Julie. Some of

54
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were enjoying that. Will you tell them,
Mr Macintosh? Yes, do we have to listen

55
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to this? Shut up, leech, foul mouth.

56
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KT, come and sit with me.

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Come on, they won't bother you while I'm
here.

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Right, can we talk like grown -ups,
please?

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Next time we're playing footy, Make sure
you hang about the showers and tell us

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what shape you think his knob is.

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We all reckon it belongs on a gerbil.

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Don't let any of this lot try telling
you what's what.

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Did you manage to have a shower?

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Yeah. With what?

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Go. Have another.

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Use the shower, myself.

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You need at least 20 more machines to
meet an owner that size.

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I'd only be prepared to spend that kind
of money on machinery if you guaranteed

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two years minimum.

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No. We need a deal we can review at the
end of the first month. Max phone.

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Do you get him for me?

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Oh, sorry, Catherine. He's with a buyer
from Marks and Spencers at the moment.

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It'll take two minutes.

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He's there. I can hear him. Well, I
don't really think he wants me to.

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Ask him what time he's going to be back.

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OK. And tell him he needs to stop to see
our license.

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Will do. Look, I'll talk to you later,
Catherine. I'd better go.

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What have I missed?

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Loads.

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Not there.

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Have you told anybody?

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No.

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Not even your mate?

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No.

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Have you done this before?

86
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No. I got a book out of the library.

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To Mac.

88
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What was that?

89
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Got your rations?

90
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You said it was out. Where do I go?

91
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There's only one way down and you'll be
using it coming up.

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Catherine?

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Give us a clue.

94
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Sally, that's why some groups say people
need better protection.

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The Greater Manchester Homemaker Project
has been studying the problem for some

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time... You're late.

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Sorry.

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Celebrating? Yeah.

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Marks and Sparks up their order 10%.

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And tell Trudy from me. If she hangs up
on me again, I'll stick her one.

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Was she rude?

102
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She hung up.

103
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Yeah, well, we were busy. You know what
she's like.

104
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I know what she's like with me.

105
00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,810
You're never there when she's like that
with other people.

106
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Are you eating?

107
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I'm not hungry.

108
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I've left the corkscrew in the bathroom.

109
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Can you grab a floor?

110
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Why are you opening? Why in the bathroom
now? You really are getting into living

111
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round here.

112
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Don't get so decadent. We need to pay
for a clinic.

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Hang on.

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That's it. Kitchen table.

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I opened it downstairs and brought it
up.

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Are you sure you need any more?

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Don't jump on your head.

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This will have to do.

119
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You joining me?

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No, I thought I'd stay over and make you
feel worse.

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You know what I'd love?

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What?

123
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An Indian.

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Morning. What, are you gone?

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Yeah, I'm just off.

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What's your day?

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Gym, home, town, home.

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Because I might need back for an hour
later.

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OK, but I'll be here all night.

130
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Did you mean to say contingent?

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00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,880
Contingent what?

132
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,280
And until then, the contract remains
contingent. Yeah.

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But it doesn't make sense.

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Change it.

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Going jogging?

136
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No.

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00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:22,320
I found it outside the house this
morning, just wondering if somebody's

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to break in or... Shouldn't the police
have it?

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It's the point. It's always happening
around there.

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Well, it will if you never report it.

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So is she big, small, young, old,
animal, mineral, vegetable?

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She got decent tits?

143
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Makes a difference to the kind of advice
you need.

144
00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,850
I mean, you see my bird, Babs, stonking
tits, tiny arse.

145
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,250
Know what she loves?

146
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Really turns her on.

147
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:12,970
See, she can't string a sentence
together, but she loves me talking to

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I'm running out of things to say.

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Not dirty, any old crap.

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00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,730
Work, football, news, football,
football.

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I just kiss her neck.

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00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,910
That's all. She's mad for it.

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I lick her. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Suck her.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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I chew her ears. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

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Then I bite.

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Just nick her ears on the vinegar stroke
and she's off like a rocket. Bam.

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Absolutely true.

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You need a toilet, Tiger? You're in your
face!

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Oh, big man now. No! Radio!

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Come on.

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Go and wash your face.

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Calm down.

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00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:51,990
Well, he flew with Mick.

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00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:55,070
Winding him up again.

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00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,610
He'll try it with the wrong guy one day,
Kev.

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Yeah, you.

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00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,970
Meat pie, chips and peas, Peggy.

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00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,189
There's a word.

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00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,190
Yeah, gravy.

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00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:17,850
It's jinxed, this one. Chews up more
fabric than all of them put together.

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00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,380
I'd scrap it. Yeah, well, you're not
paying. Stick a new motor in it.

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00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,620
KT! My office!

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Shut

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the

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door.

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Do you know what you're doing?

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Do you know if your girlfriend is on the
pill?

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00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,770
Well, you should have found out, for
God's sake.

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Until you do, use one of these.

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Do you know how to?

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OK.

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00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:19,450
When you're getting... When you get hard
on... Yeah?

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00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,370
You don't go anywhere near her till
you've got one of these on.

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00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,190
That's how people get pregnant, yeah?

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00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,450
Do you understand?

186
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:33,730
Look, you slide it on, making sure that
the peat...

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OK.

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00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,290
I'm back. Oh, hiya, Kurt. Trudy, come
here.

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00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,570
We're up to diagram B.

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00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,370
Explain inside out to him.

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00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,450
Right, you hold that.

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00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,050
Look who it is.

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00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,030
Oi!

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00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,810
Give it back, you lot!

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00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:53,230
Five wipeouts there. There are European
towns not noted for cheese, but the 11

196
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:57,410
correct answers are European cheeses.
First choice is yours, Ian.

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00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:58,629
Come on, there.

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00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,170
Come on, there. Very French, very
smelly.

199
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,690
That's what the stripteasers do.

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00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,130
Uh,

201
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,190
green. Kurt?

202
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,570
Oh, green. It's so green and soft and
smelly.

203
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:15,999
Where have you been?

204
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,420
Your tea's in the oven. No one's to eat.

205
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,920
Well, tough. You'll eat it now because
I've cooked it.

206
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,040
I don't know what it'll be like now.

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00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:33,860
Hang on.

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00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:41,000
Watch yourself, you... Oh, my God.

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00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,060
Come here.

210
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,410
I've had it, you know, last month,
Julie.

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00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:11,170
McNamara. I didn't tell you cos I knew
you hadn't and I didn't really want to

212
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,290
show you up. Who's yours?

213
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,070
Come on, I'm your mate.

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00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:20,550
Listen, she dropped me off twice and I
said, look, you can do this, you let me

215
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,490
do tops and bottoms, why don't we just
do it all?

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00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,590
She goes, oh, OK.

217
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:25,870
I'm like, what?

218
00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:26,890
Yeah!

219
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,070
So what have you done?

220
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:29,930
Everything.

221
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:31,630
Yeah? What's everything?

222
00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:40,850
And that.

223
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:42,230
And that. And that.

224
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:43,490
No.

225
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:44,729
And that.

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00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:45,910
How did you know what to do?

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00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,430
How about you tell me who it is?

228
00:19:47,690 --> 00:19:49,650
I swear to God I won't say anything in
work.

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00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,390
Matt's wife. What?

230
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,910
Mrs Catherine McIntosh.

231
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:58,310
You're joking.

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Who likes everything.

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Including me.

234
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,110
And I think you need to tell him.

235
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,330
Why? Why not?

236
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,720
I want an ambulance.

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00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,420
Did you see? Just step right out in
front of me.

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Just step right out.

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Oh, my God.

240
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,500
Is anybody phoning?

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00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,640
Oh, my God.

242
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,800
Katie.

243
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,200
Katie, can you hear me?

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00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,640
Don't talk, love.

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Get a blanket.

246
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,059
Where from?

247
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:51,080
There's 10 bloody thousand inside. Be
quick.

248
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,840
Hello. Yes, ambulance, please. Okay,
Katie, you keep still, okay? Someone's

249
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an ambulance on the way.

250
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,080
What happened, Robbo?

251
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:20,340
You were together, weren't you?

252
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,279
Did he trip?

253
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,280
I don't know.

254
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:27,260
He had time to get out of the way,
though, didn't he? I don't know, Mr

255
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,980
Go on, I'll catch you.

256
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,780
Mrs Taylor, I don't know what to say.

257
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,059
Don't know.

258
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,779
Kurt's dead.

259
00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:37,500
No, I'm the driver. I'm his boss.

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00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:38,920
Kurt's in there having x -rays.

261
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,700
He's all right.

262
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,420
I knew he knew, cos every time he'd turn
around, he'd be there, there.

263
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,780
He's being polite, but he knows
everything, cos he runs the place and

264
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,140
everywhere and nobody tells him no.

265
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,960
He knows everything.

266
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,380
He can see straight through me, doesn't
matter where I go, he's pointing.

267
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:58,860
I can tell.

268
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400
I can tell.

269
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:05,770
Catherine,

270
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:06,990
where are your keys?

271
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,890
Catherine, I need the keys to the Audi.

272
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:11,190
Oh, we've just gone out.

273
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:13,870
What's the matter?

274
00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:16,390
I've got one of the lads from work. I've
got a cake thing.

275
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:17,849
What for?

276
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:18,850
What do you mean, what for?

277
00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,590
He just stepped in front of my car. Ban.

278
00:22:22,390 --> 00:22:23,390
I'll put him in hospital.

279
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:24,770
Oh, God.

280
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,650
Look, um, can you take a taxi?

281
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,840
How is it?

282
00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:49,980
Broken arm, collarbone, keeping him in.

283
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,640
Katie, broken arm, broken collarbone.

284
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,180
Yeah, you get him from it. Tell him what
happened. You tell him.

285
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:16,210
Jake, what happened?

286
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,590
I don't know. It was an accident.

287
00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,810
That's not what the woman at the
newsagent's saying.

288
00:23:21,050 --> 00:23:22,330
Were you two messing about? No!

289
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,330
Jake Robinson to the office, please.

290
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,270
The police need to talk to you.

291
00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:28,790
I don't want to go.

292
00:23:29,230 --> 00:23:30,230
Why not?

293
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,030
Why not?

294
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,530
I didn't really see what happened.

295
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:35,350
We'll just say that.

296
00:23:36,010 --> 00:23:37,010
Go on.

297
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,100
There won't be a minute.

298
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,320
Did you get to see Kurt?

299
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280
Oh, they wouldn't let me.

300
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,400
Had you been drinking?

301
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
No, I bloody hadn't.

302
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,400
I know I wasn't speeding, but I'd only
just gone through the narrow bit. Night

303
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,400
before?

304
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,240
Yes, the night before. A bottle of wine
with my wife. I've nowhere near enough.

305
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,820
Do you mind if I take a reading now?

306
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,920
Yeah, but I'll let you.

307
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,100
You should have stayed at the scene of
the accident.

308
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,020
I had to get to the hospital.

309
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,860
Just blow into the mouthpiece.

310
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:45,340
Take a deep breath, and as hard as you
can till I say stop.

311
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,480
What do you know about Kate just taking
this girl to a hotel?

312
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,060
Nothing. Look at me, then.

313
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,120
Jake.

314
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,100
Jake.

315
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:11,060
What was the one tell?

316
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,200
About what?

317
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,200
Mac's wife.

318
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:25,100
Where did

319
00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,980
he get it, then?

320
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,660
How the hell should I know?

321
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,320
You were in his cupboard.

322
00:25:42,810 --> 00:25:43,810
Work.

323
00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:45,410
He's got it for work.

324
00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:55,730
Come

325
00:25:55,730 --> 00:26:02,250
in.

326
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:06,230
Tell him it's from everyone.

327
00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:07,490
Oh, he'll love that.

328
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,770
I'll just...

329
00:26:18,649 --> 00:26:19,930
Dom! Dom!

330
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:23,890
It's Kirkby.

331
00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:30,570
Has Kirk been all right before this?

332
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:32,490
It's fine.

333
00:26:32,570 --> 00:26:33,570
No complaints?

334
00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:34,950
Cos I think something happened.

335
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:37,010
And I wish I knew what.

336
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,510
Sit yourselves down.

337
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:44,670
There's something at work, you think?

338
00:26:44,930 --> 00:26:46,290
Don't go anywhere else.

339
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:55,880
Well, the only thing... You know, rumour
at works

340
00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:01,440
that, um... Well, Kurt's got himself a
girlfriend.

341
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,560
Has he? Oh, my God.

342
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,440
I thought you knew.

343
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,600
I have to go. What's the matter?

344
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:12,620
I've forgotten to give my dad his
medicine. It's, uh, seeing all the pills

345
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:15,200
uh... I have to go.

346
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,940
Oh, right.

347
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:24,040
Look, any time you want to come into
work and have a little talk, Mrs Taylor.

348
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,500
Sorry, Mac, I'm getting a bit panicky
about it. Can we?

349
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,100
Yeah.

350
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,280
Hey,

351
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,100
what was all that about? Your dad can
sort his own medication out.

352
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,040
That smell, I couldn't stand it.

353
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,340
What smell?

354
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,640
You need your sinuses doing.

355
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:03,220
Knock, knock.

356
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,640
Hiya.

357
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:14,460
Um, it's funny it just occurred to me,
but, um, I haven't got Max in your

358
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,500
have I?

359
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:17,740
I could do with a word with him, away
from here.

360
00:28:18,170 --> 00:28:19,210
Oh, right, OK.

361
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:21,990
Oh, here he is. I thought you were in
Huddersfield.

362
00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,670
I've only just finished at the filling.

363
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:27,210
It's all right if I give Steve your home
address and phone number, isn't it?

364
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,350
I'm still on your old number.

365
00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:30,710
Do you want to talk to me?

366
00:28:30,770 --> 00:28:31,770
No, no.

367
00:28:32,370 --> 00:28:34,450
I just found meant to be a keyhole in
case of break -ins.

368
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,690
I'd look at Pratt if I didn't know where
the boss lived, wouldn't I?

369
00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:38,270
Yeah, sure.

370
00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:40,270
Give Palmer's a ringtone. I'll be there
in 40 minutes.

371
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,470
OK.

372
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,530
Yes.

373
00:29:03,130 --> 00:29:04,130
All right.

374
00:29:04,630 --> 00:29:05,630
Why?

375
00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:09,710
Why not?

376
00:29:10,470 --> 00:29:12,590
He's a grown -up. He makes his own
decision.

377
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:13,869
No.

378
00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,190
He's not a grown -up.

379
00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:17,210
Katie's not even a kid.

380
00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,070
Half his wages come from disability.

381
00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:25,210
This is really sick, you know that. No,
I didn't know that.

382
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:27,110
I thought he was just shy.

383
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:28,930
Oh, piss off, Kathy.

384
00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:30,640
OK, a bit... Dick and Shad.

385
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:34,360
I only realised after a couple of
meetings that he repeated himself a lot.

386
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,020
What am I supposed to do?

387
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,900
It was touch and go, Steve, and it was
too late by then.

388
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:46,680
You're a pal.

389
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,820
Are you loose, Steve?

390
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:56,100
Think yourself lucky he kept his mouth
shut.

391
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520
Well, he told somebody.

392
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,760
You found out?

393
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,860
He's my son's mate.

394
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Oh.

395
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,360
You've got kids, Steve.

396
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:13,760
Only we never got time to discuss stuff
like that, did we?

397
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,340
I'm just going to wait for Huddersfield
and the police phone.

398
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,040
So I can have the jag back.

399
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,440
Will you drive us to the pound?

400
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:34,660
Yeah, sure.

401
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:36,540
I'll be changed.

402
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,080
What's this got to do with me? I don't
like Tess.

403
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:54,140
Well, you can leave it if you want,
Kurt.

404
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,120
Has my girlfriend phoned yet?

405
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:00,320
Like I said, I wouldn't know.

406
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,140
I don't work on the ward.

407
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,660
But I can get the nurses to check again.

408
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,320
She asked me.

409
00:32:06,860 --> 00:32:09,120
No, she asked me.

410
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:13,280
You don't have to do this test.

411
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:16,200
Nobody's forcing you, OK?

412
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,280
What if they don't understand the
question?

413
00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:22,110
Put a line through it, and move on to
the next.

414
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,960
Matt? Matt?

415
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,900
Hang on.

416
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,680
Has he come?

417
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,880
Who's that?

418
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,600
The bar.

419
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:32,390
What? I saw you coming out of the house
this afternoon, you bastard.

420
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,930
You wanted the new address.

421
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,390
It's your number.

422
00:33:38,730 --> 00:33:39,730
What's all that about?

423
00:33:40,210 --> 00:33:42,550
You knew where I lived because you've
been there before, haven't you?

424
00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:44,330
Mac, I just... You're a liar!

425
00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:48,250
Mac! Why would I want your bloody
address if I've been there before? So

426
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,250
you use it for?

427
00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:50,390
Not mine!

428
00:33:53,650 --> 00:33:54,730
What were you doing?

429
00:33:55,370 --> 00:33:56,370
In my house.

430
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,820
And you knew I was somewhere else.

431
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:01,460
I sent him.

432
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,360
We were trying to arrange a do for your
birthday.

433
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,300
A surprise party.

434
00:34:09,100 --> 00:34:12,199
Steve wanted me to go and see Catherine
and I said, well, I don't think she's

435
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:13,620
that keen on me. You'd best go.

436
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,780
Ask Catherine.

437
00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:19,739
Ask her.

438
00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,460
Who's this?

439
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,179
Not my neck.

440
00:34:40,060 --> 00:34:41,060
Sorry.

441
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,860
It's okay, you see.

442
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:03,860
I can't help it.

443
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:13,960
I love her.

444
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,380
You like it? I'm going now.

445
00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:08,460
Mac, you all right?

446
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,180
You know I'll believe anything you tell
me, Trudy.

447
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,720
Don't change that, will you?

448
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,100
Katie's not coming back.

449
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,380
They needed a new labourer at Marshalls.

450
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,900
I've done two references, one from me,
one from you. I'll sign yours if that's

451
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:41,900
OK.

452
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,080
Wiggle your fingers.

453
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,540
Ring Catherine.

454
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,160
You ring her, I'm not.

455
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:20,720
What if he asks her?

456
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,900
He won't.

457
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,480
What if he asks her? He won't.

458
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,120
We need her saying the same thing.

459
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:34,120
If he started asking questions, he'd
have to admit he thinks she's having an

460
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,990
affair. Which he won't.

461
00:37:40,790 --> 00:37:42,630
Did you reckon you were the only one,
Steve?

462
00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:46,910
Do your deal.

463
00:37:48,710 --> 00:37:50,150
You tell me about Katie.

464
00:37:51,330 --> 00:37:53,870
And I'll tell you who she was seeing
besides you.

465
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:57,710
I don't know what you're talking about.

466
00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:01,170
You haven't got a choice, Steve.

467
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:22,420
Been in hospital.

468
00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:24,380
How are you?

469
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,080
I just saw myself out.

470
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:31,820
Did you know what ward you're on?
Because some people went to Ward 6 and

471
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:33,120
people went to Ward 16.

472
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,180
And I was on Ward 6.

473
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,240
Did they send you to Ward 16?

474
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:42,800
I rang to see how you were. I said, tell
me when she phones. Tell her I'll ring

475
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,800
her back.

476
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:45,260
The bitch.

477
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,600
The dirty, filthy bitch.

478
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,620
Katie's a boy. He's a little boy.

479
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Not anymore.

480
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,540
Pev from the cutting room. That was last
spring.

481
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,380
Pete Donoghue.

482
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,240
Do you remember Pete? That's why he
left.

483
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920
But Mac know.

484
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,940
I've got no idea what Mac knows, Dave.

485
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,300
Andy Cummings. That was the weekend that
we all went to Scarborough. She ended

486
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,980
up on the beach with her knickers round
her ankles.

487
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,740
All from work?

488
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,900
The ones that I know about are.

489
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,840
She just can't seem to leave it alone,
can she?

490
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,040
We were both here one night waiting for
Matt to get back from London.

491
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:38,640
I truly swear this is between me and
you.

492
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,660
He'd phoned to say his train was late.

493
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,280
She asked me to take her for a drink.

494
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,780
She had a couple too many and I said she
wasn't fit to drive.

495
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:51,800
So I took her home.

496
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,440
You did it in their house?

497
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,340
In the car.

498
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,020
I mean, she... It was on a plane.

499
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,380
It wasn't my idea, she just hit on me.

500
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,080
But once, truly, I swear, only once.

501
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,180
I'm not proud of it.

502
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,980
Oh, well, that's all right then, Steve.

503
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,100
Promise me this is between me and you.

504
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,240
You know, you left... Two messages at
work for you.

505
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,040
At work.

506
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:25,240
She expected me to put two and two
together and tell Mac. She wants Mac to

507
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,880
out. Why else pick on someone like
Katie?

508
00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:32,460
Thanks for keeping your love shut.

509
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,020
I didn't do it for you.

510
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:44,340
Mac's on his way home, he really is.

511
00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:48,250
There were a kind of day room and it was
private because not many people used it

512
00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:50,950
and we could have had it to ourselves.
I'm not even supposed to know who you

513
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:51,950
are.

514
00:40:52,430 --> 00:40:53,430
But you do.

515
00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:56,330
Mac might have found out.

516
00:40:56,630 --> 00:40:58,410
I don't care. It doesn't matter anymore,
does it?

517
00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:00,930
I can tell him you love me.

518
00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:02,550
Don't do that.

519
00:41:02,830 --> 00:41:03,830
But you do.

520
00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:08,210
I won't ignore you like he does. He
doesn't ignore me. He's always working

521
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,210
I can take care of you.

522
00:41:10,530 --> 00:41:14,050
I'd be at home with a flat over the
laundry and it's only £70.

523
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:16,810
Kiss! Just get your hands off me and
just leave now!

524
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,740
That's your bedside, isn't it, Kurt?

525
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,080
What have you been, Kurt?

526
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,680
The hospital said you walked out three
hours ago.

527
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,420
Where have you been?

528
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,120
It's true.

529
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,560
Your gran's been worried sick.

530
00:42:15,210 --> 00:42:16,670
The kettle's on. You look frozen.

531
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,650
Would you like another drink, Mr
McIntosh?

532
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:19,910
No, thanks.

533
00:42:41,430 --> 00:42:42,630
You know where the other one is?

534
00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:58,990
I want to see your face again.

535
00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:01,890
Understand?

536
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:09,670
If I do, you're dead.

537
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,650
You say one word.

538
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,880
I'll run you a bath.

539
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,560
We can wrap this round your bad arm.

540
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,560
Where's he gone?

541
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,120
All right, dear. Well, my.

542
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,420
We're nearly into bed. I said, check
with Catherine first.

543
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:25,760
How does that sound?

544
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:27,120
Very nice.

545
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,439
We're celebrating.

546
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,440
New kitchen.

547
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,120
How do you celebrate a new kitchen?

548
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:32,319
Take away.

549
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,220
At the price of it, we're not actually
going to use it.

550
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,680
You just shove all this in a bin bag and
you're done.

551
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,920
Oh, no, she's cooked.

552
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,020
No, no, no. I can bang it in the fridge.

553
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,238
Oh, but you cooked.

554
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,540
She didn't want company.

555
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:48,780
Look, I know, I know. I'm sorry. I
should have phoned this.

556
00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,290
Say the word, I've been the teacher.

557
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,580
I'm sorry, Catherine. I've tried
interrupting him, but it's no use.

558
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:27,760
Well, we should have been at the airport
by now.

559
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,000
Tell him we're going to miss the bloody
plane.

560
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,440
Since when?

561
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,640
Hang on.

562
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,440
I sorted all this out weeks back.

563
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,400
Yes, I did.

564
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,820
Yes, I did.

565
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,740
I've got the paperwork somewhere.

566
00:45:54,670 --> 00:45:56,270
He says come in, he'll be a while.

567
00:45:56,510 --> 00:45:57,730
We haven't got a while.

568
00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:08,630
This way.

569
00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:12,070
The section's full of school kids on a
field trip.

570
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,090
They asked me to talk about my job for
half an hour.

571
00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,610
Took me three minutes.

572
00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:20,550
Just put myself on a loop and gave them
all a pair of pillowcases for the man.

573
00:46:43,310 --> 00:46:45,590
You wouldn't know a decent joke if it
bounced on your belly.

574
00:46:45,850 --> 00:46:47,790
Watch yourself. It's lethal round here.

575
00:46:55,570 --> 00:46:57,190
Mind your step. Morning, Steve.

576
00:46:57,630 --> 00:46:58,630
Morning.

577
00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:07,250
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.

578
00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:11,450
I'm putting the phone down. Roll five,
four, three, two, one.

579
00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:12,710
See you when I get back.

580
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,580
Oh, you should have stayed in the car. I
was only going to be a couple of

581
00:47:19,580 --> 00:47:20,580
minutes.

582
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:26,640
Right, um... Got a phone number and fax
for the hotel if you need me. We won't.

583
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,020
Have a brilliant time, Matt.

584
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,520
See you when you get back.

585
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,800
All right.

586
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:15,640
Your 16 -year -old son's bedroom.

587
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:19,220
Either there is, and we drag him in, or
you hit him there.

588
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,060
Which means you're in possession of more
than personal use.

589
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,320
Possession of drugs.

590
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,220
Competition's bad enough without me
sticking my neck out for you, Steve.

591
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:27,500
You're not sacking me.

592
00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:29,100
You caught him with even bing bells.

593
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,280
I caught him. I sacked him.

594
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,439
Stunky fella.

595
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Blue eyes.

596
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,840
Ronstadt. Kim Ronstadt.

597
00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:40,540
How'd it work?

598
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,380
Unusually.

599
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,320
Sleep well, Robinson.

600
00:48:55,420 --> 00:48:56,860
I don't believe this is happening.